What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.