What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.