What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.