What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up