What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables