What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables