What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip