Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.