What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish