What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish