What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish