What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish