Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.