Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!