Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!