Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.