Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....