Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder