Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.