How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.