How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.