Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)