Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"