How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.