How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade