How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots