How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites