How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade