Defend Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.