How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.