How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried