How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.