How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.