How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.