How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo