What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.