What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.