What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes