What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.