Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.