Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.