Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.