Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you