Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..