A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years
Your uncle.
I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Cos they're playas.
He flushed.
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..