Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.