Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine