What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.