What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Everywhere.

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Cowboom!

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He got too attached to his work.

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A clean sheet.

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After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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My erection.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.