What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore