What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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He took too long to put his boots on !

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Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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A clean sheet.

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Tentickles.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.