Japanese Girl Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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