What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.