What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.