What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.