What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.