What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.