Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Small medium at large.

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