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A small medium at large.
A Small Medium at Large
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
More than one mother-in-law.
Two mothers-in-law.
He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
She was running out of things to read.
Comment after reading the article.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
He got arrested for possession.