Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.