What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Midget Fortune Teller Jokes More Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.