What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.