What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Midget Fortune Teller Jokes More Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!