What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.