What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

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Where does light go to jail?

prism

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.