What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.