What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large