What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)