What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large