Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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One's a pro, and one's a con.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.