Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.