What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.