What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.