What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.