What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.