What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.