What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore