What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm