Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What's next, thought crimes?

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.