Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird