Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.