Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending