Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.