Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.