Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.