How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.