How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.