How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul