How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.