How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul