One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "
North Koreans have no Seoul.
because they have no Seoul