Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.