What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

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Camal-Flage

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Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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They have access to arms.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.