What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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In a joint account

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.