What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.