Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!