Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in