Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.