Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.