What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.