What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

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