Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea