What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."