What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide