What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!