What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope