Microscope Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."