What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Lotion Jokes More Lotion Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers