What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers