Lotion Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.