What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.