What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.