What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'