What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog