What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.