What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.