What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

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What's this song?

Me: Awful.

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Cut off his hands

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.