What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!