What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!