Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
A widow
Moo-sic!
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Did you make that Fermi?
He lost his hearing.
Omaha
By remixing it.
AYE MATEY
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."