Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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They put on mittens.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.