Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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They wear mittens.

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.