How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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They wear mittens.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.