What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...