Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)