Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.