Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."
Nun is better!
Oh. My. God. You're hired."
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
Satisfying.
