Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.