How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

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Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America