How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".