How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.