How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !