Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.