Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.