Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.