How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.