How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Doesn't start

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

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Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.