How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.