How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.