He started counting then fell asleep.
Start shouting Jehovah.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
He fell off the palm tree
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
The husband.