How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.