Shag Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with?

By giving them an oral test first. "If you can gag me, you can shag me!"

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Bedrock Jokes More Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.