The husband.
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I am going to make the bedrock.
By giving them an oral test first. "If you can gag me, you can shag me!"
He started counting then fell asleep.
Because she's a cover thief.
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
I need to goku the toilet
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
He was sappy
One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Because they can get their whole grains.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
With a culator
