Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long