Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.