Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.